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Fri June 7, 2013
A history of unfortunate remarks, courtesy of OSU President Gordon Gee
Ohio State University president Gordon Gee’s ability to put money in the bank was equaled only by his ability to put his foot in his mouth. Well, this week he was finally fired – er, retired, entirely voluntarily, of course, not pushed at all. Nooo.
Gee has delivered a seemingly endless stream of gaffes, slanders and just plain stupid comments, which culminated in his unexpected departure. In politics, they say, when a man is shooting himself in the foot, don’t grab the gun. In that spirit, I’ll let the man’s words speak for themselves.
It started in 1992, when the Buckeyes ended their four-game losing streak against Michigan with a 13-13 tie, and Gee said, "This tie is one of our greatest wins ever." Ooo-kay.
But Gee really got on a roll starting in 2010, when he said, unlike Boise State, “We do not play the Little Sisters of the Poor.” That little gem prompted him to pay the Little Sisters of the Poor -- which, it turns out, really exists. But he claimed his check was completely unrelated. Nice guy.
The next year, 2011, when football coach Jim Tressel was being investigated, a student reporter asked Gee if he might fire the popular coach. President Gee replied, “No, are you kidding? Let me just be very clear. I’m just hopeful the coach doesn’t dismiss me.” Sad fact is, I think he meant it.
Gee followed that in 2012, when he said managing Ohio State’s 18 colleges was similar to leading a Polish army – which, for some reason, a Polish-American group was offended. Go figure.
Last week a tape emerged on which Gee insults pretty much everybody he’d somehow missed, starting with Big Ten commissioner Jim Delany, who Gee said was so “aggressive” in his pursuit of money, “we need to make certain he keeps his hands out of our pockets.”
He added that the Big Ten would never invite Louisville to join because it lacks "academic integrity," then went after the entire Southeastern Conference: “You tell the SEC when they learn to read and write, then they can figure out what we're doing” in the Big Ten.
But he beat all when somebody asked him why Notre Dame wasn’t invited to join the Big Ten. “The Fathers are holy on Sunday, and they're holy hell the rest of the week. You just can't trust those damn Catholics on a Thursday or a Friday, and so, literally, I can say that.” Yes, literally.
Not surprisingly, he spent this week apologizing to all of the above, while canceling a commencement speech at a Catholic high school. Good idea.
He also released an official statement: “I recently returned from a vacation with my family, during which time I had a chance to consider the university’s phenomenal achievements and the road that lies ahead for it.”
That’s pretty nice. But that’s not all he thought about. No.
“I also spent some time in self-reflection. And after much deliberation, I have decided it is now time for me to turn over the reins of leadership to allow the seeds that we have planted to grow."
But just in case you cynics out there were wondering, he repeatedly maintained that his retirement had nothing to do with his comments.
And that was the best whopper of them all.