You’re sitting on the couch, about to settle in for some serious Netflix binge watching, when you see it.
A huge, hairy spider is skittering across the floor in front of you. As it gets closer, you raise your foot, ready to quash the little beastie in its tracks.
Hold on. You can’t quash a spider, can you? Shouldn’t you squash him? Or maybe you should squish him. What about squooshing him?
Actually, we’re not sure that last one is really a word.