I've dusted off the old 8-ball Ouija-tron to find out what's happening in future Michigan.
Dateline: Lansing, December 2034
In what some describe as a desperate move, state officials will sell the naming rights to Michigan highways and byways as a way to generate money for road repair.
Lawmakers were proud to introduce the Roads Ain't Cheap Act.
Prosperity for the Prosperous spokesperson Renee Barbarella Jr. says it's a great move by Michigan, and taxpayers should be ecstatic with road funding shifting from John Q. Citizen to Big Corporate Brother.